Friday, December 16, 2011

Racism as a Disease

smallpox victimAt one time, small pox was a big thing. It was horribly contagious and it was usually fatal. It needed to be stamped out. Vigorously.

As a culture we did that. We campaigned against it, vaccinated everyone we could and were ruthlessly efficient about it. As it's prevalence began to fade we pursued it into the dark corners and vaccinated it out of existence. We never rested until it was gone gone gone.

We wiped it out. Not only did we wipe it out, we still have the vaccines and occasionally groups of people still get vaccinated against it. I, for one, have been inoculated and I bore the third eye for two weeks as proof. We have not forgotten.

I see racism following a very similar path.

Racism is by no means stamped out. We are not at the end of that struggle and since racism is an idea instead of a physical organism we may never see the end as we did with small pox.

But it is in the later stages of the stamping out process. I think we're over the hump. Racism is retreating to the dark corners and we are pursuing it, ruthless as ever. I fervently believe that someday we'll get it all.

Unfortunately we're seeing a phenomena with the struggle against racism that we did not see with the one against smallpox. There are people who make a profit from the struggle rather than the cure.

Some folks take donations to help further their cause in the political fight against racism.

Some people sell things that purport to further the cause. Things that promote diversity and expand other people's minds. Books, Music, Magazines, etc...

Some people simply enjoy a bit of positive notoriety and media buzz because of their penchant for speaking loudly and voluminously about the evils of racism.

All of these people, as truly angelic as some of their intentions may be, have a vested interest in racism as a going concern. They make money as long as racism is something that must be trumpeted from the rooftops and rabbleroused against.

Such people tend to see racism, or at least say they see racism, where there is none.

This is as damaging to the struggle against racism as it would have been had the pharmaceutical companies attempted to turn every cold, every flu, and every sniffle into a smallpox outbreak.

People would have stopped listening. They would have started to doubt the dangers of smallpox. Let's not go there folks.

Racism is real. Let's keep it that way.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

A Way to Look at National Debt

"You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it." - Adrian Rogers, 1931


So, the paragraph below is what I first posted after that quote. I, frankly, hadn't had enough time to do more than peruse the headlines on the matter. My mother shortly reached down my gullet and yanked out the liberal talking points I had swallowed. It honestly never occurred to me, even after all these years, that the left and their puppets in the media would lie so blatantly. Fool me a hundred times I guess.
The Tea Party and its fellow travelers may have picked a poor time and place to make a stand on taxes and the debt limit. By my understanding the obligations which the debt limit had to be raised to meet were already extant, already on the books, already spent. People were owed money and had to be paid. Paying our debts was the right thing to do, as it always is.

In point of fact the government  (read presidential administration) could have started cutting programs and firing people, or, more pragmatically, directed their underlings to do so all the way down the chain, and crested under the debt ceiling. They chose not to do this and instead excoriated with vast sprays of scorn those who suggested that perhaps we ought not to be spending so much money.

Bloody ridiculous. When you're spending so much you're approaching your credit limit you stop the spending. You cancel the cable. You tell little Susie she's going to have to practice the violin at home for awhile as lessons are out of reach. Maybe you sell the violin. You don't simply raise your credit limit. Unless you're stupid.

"But where do you cut? Which children do you send away hungry?" Excellent question. Better start figuring it out now 'cause things are not going to get better with more government spending. See the above quote.

The root problem is still the same, the government spending far far more than it takes in. (Notice I did not say 'makes.' The government does not make money.) And that problem has not even been touched. The current administration is spending more, faster, than any administration previous and they make the argument everyday that the only answer to the economic problems of the country is to spend yet more. I don't buy it.

In spite of all the obfuscation streaming from the left and the right alike, spending more than you make is unsustainable. The solution to approaching the credit limit on your credit card is to stop spending so much bloody money, not raise the limit. If you have to raise the limit to make your mortgage, do so, and then put your house up for sale and start looking for apartments that you can actually afford. If you start badgering your employer for a raise because you can't afford your lifestyle, he's likely to laugh in your face and tell you the same thing. Stop spending so much money. Unfortunately, our government does its badgering of its employer, us, from behind a gun, and they want their money.

The cold heart of the matter is that we are looking at the approaching end of our way of life and government because that government won't stop spending too much  money, much of it on ridiculous bullshit programs.

I've had friends yell at me and accuse me of killing innocents over this issue. The first place the left reaches to cut the budget is always defense, one of the most clearly appropriate venues for the spending of taxes. I suspect they do this because they know the military doesn't vote for them and largely places the welfare of the country over their own personal convenience. And the other folks on the payroll?: GS drones, welfare recipients, academia, etc...overwhelmingly vote democrat. When you must pay for votes to stay in power, cutting spending is unlikely at best. See the quote above.

Currently I'm suckling from the government teat. I'm in the National Guard on full time orders. I've deployed to combat three times. My full time job with the guard also involves me risking my life for this country. I'll volunteer again. Cut my job. Do it. I dare you. If it's part of reigning in the insanely out of control spending we're perpetrating right now I'll welcome it with open arms.

And you know what? I'll land on my feet with another job, probably making more bloody money, and I'll still vote republican because as ridiculous as they are lately they're still better than the left.

A MODEST PROPOSAL

Stop all foreign aid. All of it. Every dime. Our house is not in order and we, frankly, need to put that first. Take all the foreign aid money and start shoveling it against the debt. Anybody know how much we spend in foreign aid every year? I don't. I don't have time to figure it out either. I've got a bloody job.

 

Friday, July 29, 2011

Hugo Awards 2011

I have voted on them. This is the first year I've managed to read a lot of the works up for the awards and thus felt good about judging the categories.

I'm not going to detail some of the categories. Some I will.

I put "Feed" by Mira Grant in the number one slot for Best Novel and I felt her vision, clarity, and sheer pizzazz carried it by a wide margin.  The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms by N.K. Jemisin came in second. Not much to say about the others. They were all good books.

I wanted to punch Connie Willis in the face when I got to the end of Blackout, or rather, the non-ending that tailed off that side of the book. But I understand that's her publisher's fault for splitting the book at the last minute rather than her own. That's the rumor I heard anyway. I'll go with it because punching old ladies in the face isn't really an option.

For Best Novella I tapped "The Lady Who Plucked Red Flowers beneath the Queen’s Window" by Rachel Swirsky because it was awesome, sweeping, and painted so concretely for me that I feel like I was there. Again, all the entries were fine, fine stories, a few nearly as good as Red Flowers.

Best Novelette, went to "That Leviathan, Whom Thou Hast Made" by Eric James Stone because it struck so close to home for me. I can't truly occupy any viewpoint but my own and Eric sits right next door. The story spoke to me and he's a brave man for bringing religion into it. Bravo, sir.

Short Story totted up in favor of "For Want of a Nail" by Mary Robinette Kowal  very closely followed by "Ponies" by Kij Johnson. Nail stands on its own, Ponies may take a bit of explaining. It's one of those stories that could be brushed aside as merely shocking for shock's sake if it wasn't so horribly resonant with my own experience of the world. Let us not be the bully ponies in our own lives...

Big fan of Writing Excuses and Schlock Mercenary, no surprise there.

Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form I gave to Inception, followed by Toy Story 3. I put Scott Pilgrim at the bottom because I wasn't equipped to appreciate it. I've never lived the shallow bachelor life, sometimes to my regret but not very often, and the characters all fell flat for me for, probably, that reason.

I voted on a couple other categories  but my reasons are shady and kind of blurry so we'll leave those alone.

Best new Writer? I'm friends with two of the nominees so I'm not saying who took 1 and who took 2. One of them is liable to shoot me from more than 300 yards out and the other just might bury me alive in his backyard. I don't need that kind of pressure.

Next stop Worldcon! Kind of...

Thursday, July 14, 2011

William Waddoups Jacobsen Jr.

Sorry folks, this is going to be a long one.

When I was in college ROTC I met a guy with the unlikely name of William Waddoups Jacobsen Jr. He didn't tell me about the Waddoups right away, he was just Bill.

Bill was older than the rest of us. At least he felt that way to me. He was only one year ahead of me in school but he was a mentor, a steadying influence, and a friend through all the strange disquieting times that come upon a freshman in college away from home for the first time. He lifted me up and pushed me down in turn, as I needed it.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Congratulations Mike and Greta

They have a baby! I'm totally excited about this. I can't wait to meet the little tyke.

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Thursday, July 7, 2011

Back From Montana

And a good time was had by all.

We actually got back a couple of weeks ago but life  has been too busy to post here.

So, apparently there's a push coming down from on high that units in the Utah NG and elsewhere provide 'proof of training' beyond the word of their officers and NCOs. As a result the command had a photographer/videographer along on our AT in Montana. Thousands of pictures and videos are promised to the men of the unit but so far all we've gotten is this teaser video.




Note that the guy twisting in the wind at 1:30 is our company commander. He may not know how to exit an aircraft but he sure knows how to put on good training.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Hugo Voter Deal 2011!!!

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Monday, May 23, 2011

PATV

I once referred to Penny Arcade as the 'one true comic.' I still feel this way.

Lately, I've become addicted to PATV. I'm pretty sure 'addicted' is the wrong word, actually. I don't binge. I'll watch, sometimes, two episodes at a time.

My restraint is not a symptom of apathy toward the product. It is only possible through iron self-control. For PATV is an extremely limited commodity. There are only so many episodes glistening in their neat rows, waiting to be harvested at my leisure. Once I watch the last there will be no more, until the gods dole them singly out at a shameful pace. So I limit myself.

My fascination with the victories and secret shames of the .jpg business has been a puzzle to me. I've finally decided, though, that the show is a glimpse of the promised land. I'm like the fisher boy peering past the City of Enoch as it passes through the fiery portal far above my head.

I've worked in cubicle farms. I work in one now. To work and get paid in an environment such as is portrayed in each episode of PATV... Joy.

Of course, I have no relevant skills. I sketch. I can run five miles in forty minutes. I do monkey work in InDesign and Photoshop. I know how to find and kill bad men up close and from afar. None of these skills or their corollaries would be useful...there. They would likely be handicaps.

Yet I can't stop watching.

 

 

Monday, May 16, 2011

Teachers Unite!

Or not. Do what you think is best. It's a free country after all.

CreatingLiteracy-RichShoolsforAdolescentsJust read a very interesting rant by one Gayle Forman.  I have opinions on the same subject, Public Education in the United States, but I don't pretend to be particularly well-informed.

My children are currently being homeschooled by my wife, which situation I am very happy with. They have attended public schools and charter schools in the past. So we are familiar with at least a narrow cross-section of education in our very tiny portion of the world. We chose home school for a variety of reasons.

I myself am a product of public education, as is my wife. I too had some good teachers and some bad. I would go so far as to say very bad and very good. It's a mixed bag out there, which Ms. Forman is careful to point out.

One of the points that Ms. Forman makes so entertainingly is that standardized testing is bad and that No Child Left Behind is awful. Standardized testing stifles creative teachers by forcing them to 'teach to the test,' she says.  And frankly, I agree that teaching to a test is a bad idea. Mostly because it's cheating if you're teaching children to pass a test rather than master the skills that are tested therein. Such a teacher is lazily missing the point of their profession.

Ms. Forman cites a wonderful example of teachers who threw such practices into the trash and instead used their creativity and ingenuity to try and teach the actual skills their students needed in innovative and interesting ways. They even wrote a book about it: Creating Literacy-Rich Schools for Adolescents.

Of course, saying that such methods work better than whatever the other teachers are doing is one thing, proving it is quite another. Ms. Forman rose to the task, however, when she crowed about the success of this program.

She proved it by citing standardized test scores which rose in response to the innovative teacher's methods.

Now why would she do that after castigating standardized testing as harshly as she does? I think it's because she arrived at the same conclusion the politicians did. If you want to know how well education is being accomplished you must test the recipients. And those tests must be comparable from student to student, so they must be standardized. How else would one do it?

She actually, perhaps inadvertently, illustrates an argument against her position that, generally, teachers are not at fault for the sad state of our public education. As her example so clearly illustrates, teachers with drive passion and creativity can produce students who blow those heinous standardized tests out of the water.

So why don't they then?

 

 

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Testy Test

Post Test of the email

Schlock Mercenary

I know Howard Tayler, the creator, author, and artist of the web comic "Schlock Mercenary." He's a great guy, smart and fun to talk to. A few years ago a mutual friend recommended that I read the comic as I'd probably get a kick out of it, I being in the military and the strip being about mercenaries and all.

I looked up the site, went to the beginning of the strip, and did not read it. Aside from being an arrogant typer of words I fancy myself an artist. Strictly part-time and amateur, but I do draw. The art in Schlock Mercenary was terrible. So terrible that I didn't like looking at it. I feel guilty saying this now because, for heavens sake, here was a guy drawing a comic strip day-in-day-out and making money at it and all I'd ever done with my drawing was sketch in my little sketch books that I never show to anyone. But it was bad.




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So, jump to March of last year. I'd finally met Howard and we got on famously. I decided to try again on the strip, just jump into the middle as it were and start with the current strip and keep reading every day until I had a handle on the story line. Joy of joys the art was no longer bad. It was, in fact, fantastic. And the story, which I hadn't really given a chance on my first attempt, was fun and smart too.




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Which brings us to today. I still read the current strip everyday. Howard is apparently famous, and rightly so, for posting a new strip everyday without fail since day one (12 June 2000).

Now, however, I've started over at strip one and kept going.  I'm watching his art evolve as I do. I'm talking both story and line art here. It just gets better and better.

Nicely done Howard. Nicely done.

 

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Dog in the Road

I hope you'll forgive me for another post on an animal killed in the road.

My wife and I were returning from date night when we crested a hill and almost crashed into the back ends of about a dozen cars. They were all stopped in the three westbound lanes of Pioneer Crossing, Lehi Utah.

Moving erratically in the glaring beams of their headlights was a golden lab trailing a length of twine from his leather collar. The dog had a wide banner of blood painting his right shoulder and a leg he couldn't use. By the time I made my way to him between the stationary cars he had collapsed.

I called to him from a few feet away. He looked up at me then tried and failed to rise. It was strangely silent there on the road. The rumbling of all those car engines seemed to emphasize the still of the  night, the harsh beams from their headlights the dark all around.

When I stood up with the dog in my arms I could hear him breathing, a bubbly sound. The stench of skunk rose from him. I carried him to the side of the road and the flow of traffic picked up and streamed off into the night. My wife pulled over and I put the dog in the back of our mini-van.

I started searching and calling on my phone, trying to find a vet that was open. The only place seemed to be in Orem, a good twenty minutes away. Before I could get hold of the hospital a mother and her son came walking up the road, the mother on her cell phone. They had been in the car that hit the dog and had come looking for him. The mother was calling the police dispatch. I told her I was taking the dog to an animal hospital and she asked me to call her to let her know how things turned out. She was obviously bothered by what had happened to the poor dog.

My wife and I were a good ten minutes on our way to Orem when I finally managed to contact the animal hospital. They were open but the woman told me they couldn't treat any animals unless their owner's were present. I assured her that I would pay for the dog's treatment and sign papers to that effect if they wanted. Still no dice. She said, regret in her voice, that they legally could not treat an animal without its owner's consent. My only choice was to call the police and have them send an animal control unit out to bring the dog to a shelter.

I was furious. I still can't think of a good reason for such a law. But I had no choice at that point. They already knew who I was and that I was not the owner of the dog. So I called the cops.

They met us back where I'd originally picked up the dog. I went back to sit with the dog and found that it was no longer breathing. When the cops arrived they were unable or unwilling to put the dog in one of their trunks. So we followed the officers to the police station where they put the dog into the bed of the Animal Control vehicle where it sat in the parking lot. They thanked me for my trouble and my wife and I went home to clean blood out of my clothes and out of the back of the van.

The dog had been tied up with twine, presumably because it had gotten too close to a skunk. Stupid thing to tie a dog up with. There was no ID on the collar so no way to contact the owners.

It feels better having written about it. Thanks for listening.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Nope, I'm Not Sad He's Dead

Things like this interest me.

CelebratingOsama'sDeath-LOLObviously the author is comparing this crowd, cheering outside the Whitehouse after the announcement of OBL's death, to the crowds of middle-easterners cheering in the street after 9/11.

And yes, one crowd of people celebrating looks very much like another.  But there the similarity ends. Crowds of middle-easterners behaving thus over the death of 3000 innocent civilians is not, in fact, "like" this crowd celebrating the death of a mass-murdering sociopath who killed 3000 of their fellow-citizens.

He's Dead

Funniest LOL I've seen on the subject so far. Sprayed my drink all over my lap when I saw it.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Good Old Bin Laden

binladen-xGlad to finally be able to put UBL into the 'good' category.

As wigg1es so aptly put it on Boing Boing, "If only this actually meant anything......"

What does it mean?

That the vast majority of Americans will now be able to tell themselves that all is right with the world, the boogey man is no more, and that this actually does change something.

I hope and I pray that they are right, that it will change something. I doubt that UBL's fellow travelers will now shrug their shoulders and walk away into obscurity, but I hope they do.

I also hope and pray that the believers in Democracy and the Rule of Law around the world who depend on American might will not now be abandoned in an orgy of political expediency among our politicians.

Edit: Buried at sea? Really?  - No pictures yet? Really? - Is our government TRYING to minimize the positive effects of this action?

Edit 2: So we've had two years of the left telling birthers that insisting on proof, documentation, of an event is stupid, in order to defend Obama's failure to produce an official birth certificate. This thought pattern is so ingrained that now we must laugh to scorn those who ask for proof, like a high-res photo, of UBL's dead body? Folks, as a friend of mine said, "There are people who still believe Elvis is alive, and we're not producing a picture of UBL dead? WTF?"

Bonus links:

Fareed Zakaria on the death of Bin Laden

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Birthers, Birth Certificates, and Trickiness

President Obama's birth certificate, or lack thereof, occupied the rightwing for 2 and 1/2 years. It's occupying some of them even still.

My personal thoughts on the president's birth certificate were of two strains.

First, asking to see the president's actual birth certificate, the long form, was a perfectly reasonable request that could have been granted with minimal effort on the part of some aide within days of being made. The short form they provided on the internet was not, in fact, good enough.

Second, I was sick of hearing about it after, possibly, a week.

Let's say the man was not, in fact, born in Hawaii, but simply to an American citizen in Kenya or where the hell ever. Still an American citizen at birth because his mother was a citizen and he was, therefore, subject to US jurisdiction. Arguing that 'natural born' must mean born within the borders of the geographic US, rather than to an American mother or father, seems a bit much to me. At the end of the relevant clause in the constitution it even stipulates how long a citizen must reside in the country to be eligible. President Obama fits both bills, birth certificate from Hawaii or not.

So, why did he hide the long form for so long? And I think it's pretty obvious he was hiding it because it would have been so easy to obtain when the request was made.

I think he was watching the far right eat itself up over the issue and decided to just let them, to see how long they'd stay at it, distracted. They could have been up to other mischief for these last two and a half years. Instead they've been obsessing over the birth certificate, which he knew he could provide at any time to make them look stupid. Pretty canny, Mr. President.

Don't get me wrong. I think the constitution is an amazing document with laws that should be followed as close to the letter as possible. I swore an oath to defend it. If Obama had been flouting the law, tricky dicking his way around it, breaking it, action needed to be taken. But unless you're going to argue that his natural birth mother was not a citizen, the man is eligible and has been since the beginning.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Evolution


"Not only could a million monkeys have turned out the works of Shakespeare, they actually did."

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Evolution-Expanded

As you are no doubt aware if you have perused this blog at all I have opinions and I talk about them on the internet.

Not only here, either. I've reduced many of the frequent commenters on a certain fairly liberal sci-fi blog to incoherent keyboard pounding and name calling on more than one occasion. They will tell you it's because I'm stupid, a jerk, and won't see reason. I'll tell you it's because they didn't agree with my opinion and were enraged that I did not join them after a bit of platitude spouting on their part. Fortunately I never reduced the blogger himself to such rage. We were always professional and courteous in our differings and are still at least friendly acquaintances.

So here's a hot button topic. Evolution.

Believing in evolution as settled science is like believing that not only could a million monkeys have turned out the works of Shakespeare but that they actually did.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Unforgettable Again

Well, it definitely did not go to hell. I liked this book.

Everything I liked about it in the first 8 chapters: Hard SF sensibilities, a cool central premise, the fast moving short story pace, were maintained for the entire novel. All good. Highly recommended.

And in other news, Eric James Stone's story "That Leviathan, Whom Thou Hast Made" has been nominated for a Hugo award in the "Best Novelette" category. Huge congratulations, Eric!

Monday, April 18, 2011

Out of the Barrel of a Gun

Politics: the complex or aggregate of relationships of people in society, esp those relationships involving authority or power

Mao Zedong said, "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."

He was right. He and I have some pretty major philosophical differences but on that he was absolutely right.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Best Buy Has My Business

Samsung GalaxyThere is more to a retailer than price.

A few weeks ago I switched from an iPod Touch and an old flip cellphone to a Samsung Galaxy. All-in-one! And believe it or not I'm actually paying less per month now than I was. Of course, switching my habits to encompass an android device instead of a Touch has made a bit of an impact. The functionality is all there, and more, but it's different.

Among other things the little FM transmitter I could plug my iPod into and hear it over my car's radio didn't plug into the Galaxy. So, I did a little research and decided to go with Gomadic for both a mount and a power/transmitter device. They arrived. (I do so love getting packages with cool things in them!) and I installed them both.

The mount was OK, secure if a little wobbly. The transmitter was crap. They had assured me on their website that their transmitter was "2nd Generation, even more powerful!" and that I would listen to all my music with "crystal clarity". I had faith because the one for the iPod had worked quite well.

Bull.

Larry Correia on Tax Day

Over on Monster Hunter Nation rockstar author, accountant, and gun maven Larry Correia has some pithy thoughts on the state of US Government spending.
But no matter how screwed up our tax code is, and even if we suddenly had a sensible tax code tomorrow, we’d still be in deep trouble, because the government is spending too damn much.

Read the rest and enjoy.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Unforgettable

I haven't finished this book yet, so be warned that it may go completely to hell before I get there. I don't think it's likely but I'll let you know either way. So far though, (I'm up to Chapter 8.) it's a rocking good time with hard SF sensibilities striking sparks off of a whimsical  and amusing central premise.

Also, in the interests of full disclosure, Eric James Stone, the author, is my friend. I like his stuff in spite of that though, and I don't think I'm in the minority.

Unforgettable

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Back From Africa

I've been out of the country for a while and busy for longer than that.
I deployed to Senegal Africa with the National Guard and had a grand old time.
Senegal was interesting. Among other things it was almost entirely populated with black people. Who knew? Coming from Utah, this was quite a difference. It wasn't long though, before it became apparent that most things were still very much the same. The Senegalese seem to be primarily concerned with putting food on the table and generally making their way in the world.
Among other things, Senegal is very proud that their country has never had a military coup. Also, they have the largest Baobab forest in the world. This forest was, apparently, about 10 kilometers south of where we were in Thies. I wouldn't know as we were too busy to make it there. I did get to go into downtown Thies on several occasions as well as see a bit of Dakar but raw tourism was pretty much off the table.
There were some trinket vendors just outside the section of the Senegalese military base we were on, well, not really trinkets, most of it was nicer than trinkets but you get the idea.
I determined that I wasn't going to buy statues of any exotic animals unless I saw those animals during my stay. As it ended up, I could have bought a statue of a goat, a pig, a horse, or maybe a cow. The elephants, lions, giraffes and monkeys were not in evidence. Very exciting. So next I asked if I could get a wooden piece made from baobab wood. I was sternly informed by a women manning one of the tables that baobab wood was no good for carving. It's really not even good for making fires. You can make rope or clothes out of it if you're really desperate. Instead I wanted some nice teak pieces. Yes?
I don't know if baobab wood got such a bad rep because the woman didn't have any to sell me or if it's really no good for carving.
Gris Gris were no good either. Gris Gris are charms, good luck charms in particular. I asked if they had a gris gris specifically for luck in battle. Nope, just luck in life in general. I went back and asked for a battle specific gris gris a couple of times until finally it became apparent that they would probably hand me one the next time I came back and tell me it was for battle just so I'd shut up.
I did see a nifty mask though. It's an ugly little thing, totally unlike the other masks on the table. Upon questioning the woman told me that it was a bird mask of the Seti people in the old style. It was so ugly it kind of grew on me in only a few minutes so I bought it.

Monday, January 31, 2011

My Uncle!

That's my uncle!

He presents a paper that is a brilliant examination of the relationship between the Indian Wars the United States fought in its early life and the current terror wars we're fighting now.